Off To The Beach

As you could imagine it is summer and we are off to the beach. But wait, even though we go every year, something is going to be different. Guess what? WE ARE TAKING FRANCESCA ! ! ! ! As you could probably imagine I am not the one to suggest this horrid arrangement. It just makes me so mad because, I was so excited to go until I found out that he was going. He did go with us one other time, and it was a disaster. Every thing that we did revolved around the little thing. We went out from the campground to see some of the attractions, and guess what, fran ruined that for us to, because guess what: he PISSED in the car. DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING DISGUSTING ! ! ! ! THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE WHO ARE SAYING SUCK IT UP IT WILL BE OKAY. YOU JUST DONT UNDER STAND ! ! ! ! EVERYTHING THAT WE DO IS A STRUGGLE WITH HIM. HE IS JUST CRAZY, HE IS GOING TO RUN ME CRAZY, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. IT IS JUST SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I WANT TO GO BUT I DONT AT THE SAME TIME. THE LAST TIME THAT WE TOOK THAT LITTLE THING, I ENDED UP GETTING BALMED FOR EVERY THING THAT HE DID. LORD I NEED TO CALM DOWN. JUST TO LET ANYONE KNOW WHO WOULD GIVE A CARE, I ****REFUSE***** TO PUT UP WITH ANY CRAP FROM THE OLDSTERS ABOUT THE LITTLE CREAP. MARK MY WORD READERS: IT WILL GO ****DOOOOWWWWWNNN**** ! ! ! !

Well off of that little creap and on to the beach trip it self, O and by the way If i should have a situation, I am packin mace, and a loded BB gun. I am telling you it will go DDDDOOOOOWWWNNN ! ! ! !

Back to the beach: I hope to have fun, I will not be able to blog from there, I dont think, But if i can I will.

ANYONE OUT THERE SAW THE MOVIE DUPLEX. IF YOU HAVE NOT GO BUY OR RENT IT NOW! ! ! ! HILLARIOUS ! ! ! !

I'm Back

Sorry all of my readers and twitters. I am now back up and running on the blog and twittering. My schedugle has been verry crazy. I had to take exams and finish up my school year. Now that I am out on spring break, I can now update regularly. Before I begin talking what Francescia has been up to, let me remind you to go over to the craft blog to check out our upcomming new crafts. Also before I start talking about little fran, I must say with sadness, that I will not be seeing that one Q-tip hairstyle untill next year, or unless I see her otherwise. Well fran is just as much as a freak and crazy as he was last year. Today we went swimming at my auntys house, and he was a total hot mess (although this would be nothin new). But something verry funny happened. I was playing with him, and marked on his hand with a crayola marker. Well he got totally angry, and threw the marker at me, missed, and hit my auntys new recliner. He was told that he would not make enough money in his life to pay for that chair (it was then told that the chair was $400).

I am putting a message out for my aunty. She is in the process of having a pergola built. She is in search of what kinds of plants to plant around it. I have repetedly told her to use some hydrangea, but with the pergola being right beside the pool, she would not want the wind blowing any petals into the pool. Any suggestions? (COMMENT) (TWITTER) (E-MAIL)

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

O My Gosh, this year was one of most uncomfortable and unhappy mothers days that I have ever had. Me along with the rest of my people got to take part in and amazing party. By amazing I mean total MISERY. We got to be with devil herself for an hour. Do you have a Mothers Day story, please do tell. Cardio is just as much horrid filth as usual. Have a good day!!!!

What Has Fran Been Up To ?

If you are a freequent reeder, then you will know that there is always something that fran has done. So today I have a story to share. As you know fran is quiet clumsey. Well the other day he was asked to help complete a painting project. He was to use Krylon spray paint, to paint a tree house. Just thinking about him with a can of spray paint........scares me. There was but one way to keep the paint from covering him from head to toe. He was told that the word KRYLON on the frount of the can, ment that it was poision, and if he got it on him then he would die. If you know him, then you would know that he probably freaked out. When the job was done, guess what.... he did not have a speck of paint on him.

Off of fran, and on to me, quiet frankly because I am selfish. P.E. is going about the same. It is still just a burden. I am just galad that I have made it this far. Well I am going to keep on going. The one Q-tip hairstyle that I have seen so much in the past, has not appeared for a while lately. I don't know where it is. If you do please tell me.


As you probably know, today is Earth Day. Did you do anything green? Please comment me.

NO NO NO

Monday starts another week. Know what that means for me? Cardio. That and all but a very few humans get on my nerves. Some of them I just want to look at and say ARRRRGGG ! ! ! !

Recently one of my viewers gave me a charity web site. It is called http://www.aidtochildren.com/. This web site is something like http://www.freerice.com/. It is a vocabulary test. After every answer that you get correct, so much money is donated. After you reach 25 cents, you have fed one hungry child one meal. Please check it out ! ! ! ! Once again it is a "GOOD THING". I visited the web site and took some pictures.

Thanks to the viewer who gave me this web link.

Freerice.com

After updating our new Daily Craft Project Blog(http://www.dailycraftprojects.com/, also viewable through the side bar to the right) , I decided that I was board. So then I got onto http://www.freerice.com/ (also accessable through the internet links at the right hand side of this page, along with a few other of my favorite visited web sites. As I have mentioned before, I strongly approve of this web site because, while improving your vocabulary, you are also fighting to end world hunger. Here is how it works: You are given a vocabulary word, you are to pick from 4 choices the synonym of tha word. If you get it correct, then 10 grains of rice are added to the bowl displayed on the right hand corner. After you have filled to bowl up one time then you have fed one person, one meal. HOW NEAT ! ! ! !

Here are some photos from my visit to the site:

This is the bowl. Each time it fills up you have donated 100 grains of rice. It then collects into piles to the right by 100's. At this poinnt I had donated 310 grains of rice.As you continue to play it builds up, very fast. At this point I had dontated 1000 grains of rice.

When this happens all 10 piles of 100 collect up into a 1000 grain pile in the top left hand corner shown below:

Please visit the site: http://www.freerice.com/

In other news today during my usual busy day, a very colorful outfit, along with a very stylish Q-tip head was spotted. If you are a frequent reader then you know exactly who and what I am talking about. This was also spotted yesterday.

Francesca is his usual clueless self. He was walked in on using the bathroom by my aunty. She said HEY, because she did not know he was in there. He thin held his hands up in the air as if he was being caught by the police.

We have not had that much neighbor news. So that means that the new neighbor blog is not doing to well. I guess they can read minds and new there every day lives had started talk.

Wisteria Lane is still the same. All of the local gossipers are still at their best.

Have a great day. Check back daily.

Day 2 of the Daily Craft Project Blog

If you love to do home projects, or craft projects, and want an Idea please check out our Daily Craft Project Blog. It has only been running 2 days, and I have already collected tons of richly informative facts and crafting hints on making your own Greeting Cards for all ocations and holdiays.

Other than our new blog, nothing is really new on Wisteria Lane. Have a great day ! ! ! !

DAILY CRAFTS BLOG

We now have a blog dedicated to fun craft projects. It is called Daily Craft Projects. It explains how to do each craft displayed step by step. It also includes lots of pictured instructions. Please check it out. You can link to it by clicking on the logo on the side bar to the right. Have a good day.

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NEW BLOG COMMING SOON

Fifth Day Of Vacation

Today we visited the White House. We did not get to go in. We STILL walked to much. Tommarow we go home. We have had fun. Have a good day.

Fourth Day On Vacation

Today we went to the Capital Building. We had to go to Lindsey Grahams office to get some special "back stage passes". We met a senator, I do not remember his name. We got to sit in on the House of Representatives while they were in session. We did alot of walking. We then went to the Museum of Natural History. I was to tired of walking to have fun, but snapped some good pictures, that are viewable below:(click on each picture to zoom in on it). Have a good day.A word from Marcia Cross: A secret like Motts is worth sharing.